A pastor was preaching in the church one day,

A pastor was preaching in the church one
day, when he remembered that one of
the c'o'cks he was rearing in the church
premises had gone missing, so he asked
the congregation;
"Who has a c'o'ck?" ...All the men got up... 'No i mean who has seen a c'o'ck?' ...All
the women got up...
'No no who has seen a c'o'ck that isn't
theirs?' ...Half of the women in the church
got up...
'Oh! For goodness sake, who has seen my c'o'ck?' ...All the choir girls got up...
The Pastor's wife fainted..