THIS IS THE FACTS

1. No be everybody wey fall
for church get demon inside, some are
just
sleepy that's all
2. U acepted HIS engagement Ring 5yrs ago & till now no wedding
date.My
Dear u r not 'Lord of D Rings' Return his
Ring&move on or aRe u a learner?
3. You don't need to always shout to be
known!! EVEN without advert!! GaRRI STILL sELL
pass
indomie
4. Supporting arsenal and super
eagles will kill you faster than bullet. .
5. You have slept with over 10 girls without
protection yet you go to the barbers shop
with your personal clipper. What are you
preventing
6. Arsenal tactic: pass, pass,
pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, lose the ball,
goal kick. Pass, pass, pass, shoot and
miss.
And repeat.
7. Don't get excited when a girl
starts calling you Boo!! Boo might be a short
Form for OloriBooruku..
8. If KUKERE were to
be nigeria anthem, as a student will u
miss
assembly?
9. Shout Out To All The Guys Dat
Borrows Money Just To Impress their
Girlfriends,Just keep It Up,The Lord Is Ur
Strength
10. 'bosoms And Bottom' May Give You
Boys And Money, But Brains And Ambition Will
Give You Respect And Achievements!
11. A man is d bread winner,but a woman
should
at least win d akara,so dey can eat bread
and akara together,man shall not live by
bread
alone
12. You boyfriend is on BBM, Twitter,
2go, Baddo, skype, pinshare, sharepin,
pinbook, badoo, Facebook....believe me he is
cheating on you
13. To understand some
people in Nigeria, you have to start
watching
animal planet
14.A guy asked u for sex and u
asked, "Do u Love me?". What do u expect
him
to say or Are U a LEARNER ?
15. Shout Out to
the guys who will walk 5 rows from their seat
just to hold a fine girl when pastor says
"HOLD
UR NEIGHBOUR"
16. If you can't take care of
Her, let Her go.. na love she go chop?? 17.Dating all these Azonto Boyz does not
make
You a future mother....SO, Ladies wise up
18. How many girls can say amen to dis
prayer.
May your son be treated the way u treat other
guys

Which number is your best?