Officer: What Is Your Name?.

Officer: What Is Your Name?.
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Modape
Pakurumo Sir
Officer: Your Father’s Name?.
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: What Does That Mean?.
Candidate: Moshood
Pakurumo
Sir Officer: Your Native Place!
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Is It Makurdi Purum?.
Candidate: No, Minna Port Sir.
Officer: What Is Your
Qualification? Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer angry) What Is It?.
Candidate: Metric Pass.
Officer: so why do you need a
job?.
Candidate: M P sir. Officer: meaning?.
Candidate: money
problem sir.
Officer: whats your
personality?.
Candidate: MP sir. Officer: would you
explain yourself and stop
wasting my time?.
Candidate: monacrotic
personality.
Officer: I see no wonder. I will get back to you later. . .
Candidate: sir, how's my MP?.
Officer: and what's that again?.
Candidate: my
performance.
Officer: MP! Candidate: m-e-a-n-i-n-g?.
Officer: Mental
Problem