A Judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce

A Judge was interviewing a woman
regarding her
pending divorce, and asked,"What are the
grounds for
your divorce?"
WIFE: About Four acres and a nice little
home in the
middle of the property with a stream
running by.
JUDGE: (Confused) No, I mean what is the
foundation of this case?
WIFE: It is made of concrete, brick and
mortar
JUDGE: I mean,What are your relations like?
WIFE: I have an aunt and uncle living in
Lagos, and so do my husband's parents.
JUDGE: Do You have a real grudge?
WIFE: No, we have a broken down Toyota
pick-up and
have never really needed one.
JUDGE:(curious) Please, is there any infidelity in your
marriage?
WIFE: No, both my son and daughter bank
with fedelity
bank. We don't necessarily like the
services, but the answer to your questions is No.
JUDGE: Ma'am, does your husband ever beat
u up?
WIFE: Yes, about twice a week he gets up
earlier than I
do. Finally, in frustration, the judge
asked,Lady, why do
you want a divorce?
WIFE: Oh, I don't want a divorce. I've never
wanted a
divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me because my
comunication skills sucks