A married Igboman went into the confessional and said to the Priest.

A married Igboman went into
the confessional and said to the
Priest.
I almost had an affair with
another woman.
The Priest said what do you mean "almost?"
The Igboman said, well we got
undressed and rubbed
together but then I stopped.
The Priest said, rubbing
together is the same as putting it in.. You're not to see that
woman again. For your
penance, say five Hail Mary's
and put N1000 in the poor box.
The Igboman left the
confessional, said his prayers and then walked over to the
poor box then paused and
then started to leave..
The Priest who was watching
quickly ran over to him saying
"I saw that, you didn't put any money in the poor box"
The Igboman replied, Yeah, but
I rubbed the N1000 on the box
and according to you, that's
the same as putting it in!

Igbo kwenu!!!