Akpors' family wheeled Grandma out on the field

Akpors' family wheeled Grandma out on
the field, in her wheelchair, where the
activities for her 100th birthday were
taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but as
part of people who were opportuned to
go to school in the early days in Nigeria,
she could write notes when she needed to
communicate.
After a short time out on the field, Grandma started leaning off to the right,
so some family members grabbed her,
straightened her up, and stuffed pillows
on her right.
A short time later, she started leaning off
to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the
family members again grabbed her, then
tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold
her up.
Akpors - a grandson who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said,
"Mama, you're looking good! How are they
treating you?"
Grandma took out her little jotter and
slowly wrote a note for Akpors...
"They won't let me fart."