Akpors and Ekaitte got married. Akpors was a well-known man..

Akpors and Ekaitte got married. Akpors
was
a well-known man.. So to speak! but
Ekaitte
was very naive and uninformed about the
birds and the bees. Akpors was a poor working man and could not afford to take
time off for a honeymoon. So, that night
they
retired to his little shack. When Akpors
was
undressing, Ekaitte said, "Oh Akpors, what is
that?"
Akpors being very quick in thinking said,
"Eki
baby, I am the only man In the world with
one of these."And, then, he proceeded to show her what it was for, and Ekaitte was
happy.The next morning Akpors went off
to
work as usual. When he returned home
that
evening, Ekaitte was on the front pouch obviously upset about something.
"Akpors,
you told me that you were the only man in
the world with one of those, and I saw
Eazy
the gardener changing his clothes behind the
shed, and he had one too." Thinking
fast, Akpors said, "Oh, Eki baby, Eazy is my
good friend. I had two of them so I gave
him
one. He is the only other man in the world with one of those." Ekaitte, not being
knowledgeable about these things,
accepted
his answer, and they did their thing again
that night. Akpors went off to work again
the next morning and when he returned
home,
Ekaitte was very upset, stamping her foot
on
the pouch. Akpors said, "Eki baby, what is
the matter this time?" "Akpors, you gave Eazy
the
better one!!!"
Akpors fainted "lobatan"