A STORY TO TELL A HIGH PERSON :

A STORY TO TELL A HIGH
PERSON :
Ladies and gentlemen,
hobos and tramps,
cross-eyed mosquitoes and
bow-legged ants :
I stand before you to stand
behind you, to
address you, not undress
you.
that next Thursday which
is good Friday,
there is a mother's day
meeting for fathers
only. admission is free so
pay at the door,
grab a chair and sit on the
floor. I'm here to
tell you about something I
know nothing
about.
One fine day in the middle
of the night, two
dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they
faced each other, drew
their swords and shot
one another. The deaf
policeman heard the
noise and came to arrest
the two dead boys.
If you don't believe me, ask
the blind man
who saw it all, through a
knothole in a
wooden brick wall.