A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby.

A lady was in the delivery room starting
to deliver her baby. As the head came out
it was dark and had an afro. The doctor
said, "Madam, have you ever slept with a
black man?"
"Well, yes, but only once." "Once is all it takes" he replied.
Then the torso came out and it was
yellow.
"Madam, have you ever slept with an
oriental man?"
"Well, yes" she said, "but only once." "Once is all it takes," he said.
When the legs came out they were red.
The doctor asked her if she had ever slept
with an Indian.
"Well, yes" she said, "but only once."
"Once is all it takes," he said. He finally pulled the baby all the way out
and held it upside down and slapped its
bottom to make it cry. As it started to cry
the woman exclaimed "Oh, thank God, at
least it doesn't bark