Akpos goes to a store for groceries

Akpos goes to a store for groceries. He finds cat food at a very
special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The manager
sees this and thinks that Akpos probably doesn't own a cat and he
might give the cat food to his children. He goes to Akpos and ask
him to bring the cat as proof for him to buy the cat food. Akpos
goes and bring his cat and the manager lets him buy the dozen
cans.
A few days later Akpos finds dog food at a low lower price. He
buys a dozen cans of dog food. Again the manager wants proof
that he owns the dog. Akpos goes to get his dog and the
manager lets him buy.
A few days later Akpos goes to the store carrying a bag. He ask
the manager to put his hand in the bag and feel what is inside.
After feeling what's in the bag the manager says, "What the f***?
What is this? Is this shit?" Akpos nodded and replied, "Yes I
wanted to buy toilet paper and I don't want you to send me back
for proof again."