A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday.

A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his
birthday.
At the club, the doorman says, "Hi Jim, how are you?"
The wife asks, "How does he know you?"
Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football with him."
Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Jim?" Jim says to Wife,
"Before you say anything, He's on the Darts team."
Next a stripper Says, "Hi Jim! Do you crave the special again?"
The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi.
The Taxi driver Says, "Hey Jimmy boy! You picked up an ugly one
this time..."
Jim's Funeral is on Sunday!!!