A woman had two female parrots

A woman had two female
parrots
who were always yelling, "We're
pro.stitutes, wanna have a little
fun?" One day, she was talking
to her Preacher about this. He said
he had two male parrots and all
they did was read the Bible. He
thought perhaps they would be
a
good influence on the two females. So they put the four
parrots together. So, the females
yelled at the male parrots, "We're
pros.titutes, wanna have a little
fun?" One male parrot said to
the other, "Put the Bibles away!
We've made it to heaven!"