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Wednesday, 24 July 2013

WARRI STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM

but he didn't answer any question
wrong!
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: his last battle.
Q2: Where was the declaration of
Independence signed?
A: at the bottom of the page.
Q3: River Kanji flows in which state? A : liquid.
Q4: What is the main reason for
failure?
A: exams.
Q5: What is the main reason for
divorce? A: Marriage.
Q6: What can you never eat for
breakfast?
A: Lunch & dinner.
Q7: What looks like half an apple?
A: the other half. Q8: If you throw a red stone into
the blue sea,
what will it
become?
A: it will simply become wet.
Q9: How can a man go eight days without
sleeping?
A: No problem, he sleeps only at
night.
Q10: How can you lift an elephant
with one hand?
A: you will never find an elephant
that has
only one hand.
Q11: If you had 3 apples and 4
oranges in one hand and 4
apples and 3 oranges in other
hand, what
would you have?
A: very large hands.
Q12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a
wall, how long
would it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all, the wall is already
built.
Q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a
concrete floor
without cracking it?
A: Anyway you want, concrete
floors are very
hard to crack.

If you happen to be his teacher would u fail him?

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