CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE

CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY
PORSCHE of #350,000 and landlord dey
pursue your
mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village.

FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to
buy wallet.

STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while
living in a
rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos
mumu ) .

WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class
return ticket
to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist
watch ( Money
speaking ).

WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at
Asokoro in
Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House
Maid dey
live there ( Political armed robber ).

TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a
quater
guard in a barracks ( You may not live well
enough to
tell the story ).

IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an
Okada
Association driving a Range Rover Sport
( He cannot
come and die na ).

FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to
watch a
film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel...( Abegiii! Why
you no fit
wait for the pirated copy now ).

LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend
while you eat
only the onions with tears rushing from
your eye ( You
love her abi??? Hunger never deal with
you ).

MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a Rich
HIV/
AIDS victim so as to get money to buy
BRAZILLIAN
HAIR ( Hmmm....Life don tire you abi??? ).

DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant,
Spider
becomes your Roommates and you say ''
God created
them for a purpose '' ( Na lie! Na money
wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ).