TEACHER: Why didn't you study?

TEACHER: Why didn't you study?
STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to
study.
After taking away 52 Sundays, there are
only 313days left. There are 50 days in
the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 daysleft. We sleep 8
hours a day, in a year, that counts up to
122 days so now we're left with 141
days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour
a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left
with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in
the year, and we are left with 96 days in
our year. We spend 1 hour a
day speaking to friends and family, that
takes away 15 days more and we are left
with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are
only left with 46 days. Taking off
approximately 40 days of holidays, you
are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick
fora minimum of 3 days; you're left with
3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days...You're left with 1
day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
That's why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.