AKPOS goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish.

By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake.
You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a
regular customer of ours and he usually
orders the same dish.
The problem is, this is
the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!"

AKPOS gets really upset and refuses to give up his food.

The waiter walks over to the other table and
explains the situation to the officer.

A few minutes later the officer walks over to Akpos's table and says, "Listen and listen good. That is MY
chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you,
whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you.
You pull out one of its
legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!"

Akpos calmly looks at
the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the
bird's rectum (nyash), pulls it out and licks it.
He (akpos) then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Go ahead and please take your time while doing it"

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