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Monday, 29 July 2013

A wife was in bed with her lover

A wife was in bed with her lover when
she heard her husband's key in the door.
"Stay where you are," she said."He's so
drunk he won't even notice you're in bed
with me." Sure enough, the husband
lurched into bed,a few minutes later,through a drunken haze, he saw six
feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He
turned to his wife: "Hey,there are six feet
in this bed.There should only be
four.What's going on?"
"Nonsense," said the wife,"You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and
try again. You can see better from over
there."
The husband climbed out of bed and
counted. "One, two,three, four. Damn,
you're right!!!!!

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