u have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend u be zebra??

1. u have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend u be zebra??
2.U are 6 feet tall,u still com wear 6 inches high heel shoe...se u wan whisper to God??
3.how can dat weave-on be on ur head for more dan 6 months? ah! aunty, na pregnancy?
4.U dey skip meals bcos u de WATCH ur Weight abi? continue, soon we go WATCH ur funeral.
5.U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u expect ur man to believe u are not cheatin..aunty,u be mechanic??
6.U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal to believe u are not cheatin.. uncle, u be photographer?
7.U de inside well de die u still dey tell emeka to return the rope make e go buy cheap rope.... Na money u go chop or ur life?8.Something lost, dem
see am for your pocket and you de claim say you no know how it got into your pocket...your pocket na magneto??
9. he gave u an engagement ring for over five years,e never marry u, my dear u be lord of d rings???
11.Ur mum caught u wit soup all over ur mouth yet u re still denying dat u didn't near her pot,ur lips na kitchen rag??
12. U carry ur hand go steal person tin, dem catch u say na d work of d devil. U b satan employee?..

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