Husband for Sale A store that sells new husbands has just opened

Husband for Sale
A store that sells new
husbands has just opened in
New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a
husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the
store operates:
You may visit this store
ONLY ONCE! There are six
floors and the value of the
products increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose
any item from a particular
floor, or may choose to go
up to the next floor, but you
cannot go back down except
to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a
husband. On the first floor
the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have
Jobs.
Floor 2 - These men Have
Jobs and Love Kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids,and are
Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels
compelled to keep going. She
goes to the fourth floor and
sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-
dead Good Looking and Help
With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she
exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it!" Still, she goes to the fifth
floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-
dead Gorgeous, Help with
Housework, and Have a
Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay,
but she goes to the sixth
floor The Sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor
31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely
as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank
you for shopping at the
Husband Store.
**To avoid gender bias
charges, the store's owner
opened a New Wives store
just across the street.**
The first floor has wives
that love sex.
The second floor has wives
that love sex and have
money.
The third through sixth
floors have never been
visited.*