The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history.

The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing
some
Nigerian history." The Lecturer asked who
said, "I
shall return to die in the land of my
fathers?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah,
who had his
hand up. Mensah replied: "King Jaja of
Opobo, 1875"
"very good!" said lecturer. Then she asked
again, who said, "The land use act will feed the nation?" Again, no response
except from
Mensah
: "Obasanjo, 1976." The Lecturer snapped
at the class; "class, you should
be ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our Country,
knows more about our history than you
do." The Lecturer heard a loud whisper:
"Ghana must go".
"who said that?" she demanded, Mensah
put his hand up, "Buhari 1984." At that point, a student
at the back scornfully said;
"Hmmm, you think you are smart?" The
Lecturer
glared and asked; "All right! Now,
who said that?" Again, Mensah said,"Babangida to Abiola, 1992." Hmmm,
a Student at the back smilled " I dey laugh
ooh" mensah smilled back and said
Obasanjo to Atiku
2001. Now furious, another student yelled;
"Oh yeah! Eat this!" Mensah jumped out of his chair
waving his hand
and shouting to the Lecturer, "Indian
mistress giving
an apple to Abacha, 1998" Now, with
almost mob hyseria, someone said; "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill
you."
Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his
voice;
"Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!" The Lecturer
fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said; "Oh
shit, we're
in Big trouble now!" Mensah
whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele
Fayose
and Lucky Igbinedon 2007" Someone angrily said; "Dont answer him, he is a
fool"
Mensah smiled replied; "Obansanjo to IBB,
2011" Now the Lecturer manage to get up
and asks Mensah;
pls, who're you? Show your self..Mensah jumped,
yelled and said; Jonathan to BOKO HARAM,
2012