A woman walked into a pharmacist.
'Give me cyanide.'
'Cyanide?What for?!'
'I want to kill my husband.'
'Can't give you. That is against law,my
license would be withdrawn,you and me would be
in jail,you
want to sour my reputation. Can't give you!'
The woman dip her hand in her wallet
brought out
the picture of the pharmacist wife and her husband in the act. The pharmacist looked
at it and
said: 'you didn't tell me you have
prescriptions.'
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