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Monday, 17 June 2013

AKPORS AND OKON IN THE OFFICE

AKPORS AND OKON IN THE OFFICE

Okon: Akpors, I have been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have exams next week.

Akpors: oh!

Okon: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?

Akpors: No

Okon: He invented the telephone in 1876; if you take night courses you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place.

Okon: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?

Akpors: No

Okon: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.

The next day, once again.

Okon: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?

Akpors: No

Okon: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.

This time, Akpors got irritated and said: Do you know who mark james petersis?

Okon: No

Akpors: He is your neighbour, screwing your wife since five months ago. If you stop taking night courses, you would know

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