Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick
the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He
knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try
to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret
desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief
doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange
for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him
1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed
to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured
a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she
dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests
had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote
to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to
their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the
itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next
four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and
magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved,
and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his
payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied,
Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never
report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get
Lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
powder into the kings underwear. The king immediately
summoned Nick.