A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of the animal

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of the
animal one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and
leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking
up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put
the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway,
there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would
always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles
away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and
another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance
from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife "Jen, is the cat there?",
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man
answered, "Put the little bastard on the phone, I'm lost and need
directions."