The two thousand member Baptist church

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to
overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was
ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black
coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the
other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached
under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in
the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus
stay in your seats!"
Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons
ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant
pastor. After a few moments, there were about twenty people left
sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the
pulpit.
The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the
preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You
may begin the service."