Sipho gets married and on his wedding night

he calls his Father for some tips on
what to do, since he has never been with
a woman before.
"So what do I do first?"
His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed."
5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone
again. "She's Unclad and in bed, what do I
do now?"
His father can't believe what he is
hearing, "Take your d*mn clothes off and get into bed with her."
After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on
the phone again.
"Dad, I'm Unclad and in bed with her,
what do I do now?"
His dad's patience is now running thin so he says,
"Sh$t son, do I have to spell everything
out for you? Just put the hardest thing on
your body where she pees. Good night!!!"
Just when the old man starts snoring, His
son is on the phone once again. "Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet
bowl what do I do next?"
"DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY !"