MY GUY WANT TO CLAIM THE SHARPEST

GIRLFRIEND: Honey, can I have your phone for a minute?
BOYFRIEND: Okay, wait lemme switch it on [he deletes messages,
delete
photos, deletes videos, logs out from facebook, formats the
memory card] here is the phone, I have nothing to hide.
GIRLFRIEND: Ok dear, just wanted to check the time so I can set
mine.