I came across this application letter somewhere and I feel I should share it. Pls enjoy

APPLICATION LETTER INDEED
Dear sir,
I am Name is tenager, I apply to my job of security guard to you boss in your
company of ECO BANK. ...I am
complete to Sitted 7 examination
certificate in 2003. My skool here...
Okingo OBE very good. ... I am 29 ears
to be Born of age and no wafe and no childish. My father dead long time ago
and my mother is marry in BENIN
REPUBLIC country there 10 years now,
no sees her until now, so nobody
known to help me...no money and food
and tea and drink. My certificate is just sitting in home for itself, but passes in
Mathematics, Geography, Science and
all subjects but fail in English because
of Ofuaku Albert teacher teaching me is
look jelous of myself. Me because wear
expenses cloth and shoe than teacher igbo. I here that people you want
security guards to your company and
I...... tell you I am one of that job
experience for 2 years looking video for
Rambo I, II and III. I also shot thief
dead. I want to join the company of You and chase criminal and thief out with
SMG of me. I can fight for SMG, arrow,
spear, panga, knife, stick and stones.
Me also can fight for boxing like Tyson.
Please consider my aplication very
careful and call me any time because me have hand telephone now. I am red
for interview with you if you like me. Me
have no photocopy certificate because
the photocopy machine there at Niger
Delta shop is a long time and very old it
can mistake spelling in the certificate, that is why.I am very hornest and I
didn't steal since I born until now, I can
speak English free. I have no very much
to right I have end here. Please also
greet your wife and childish!
Yours faithfull