HUSBAND and WIFE LAY SILENTLY IN BED

[HUSBAND and WIFE LAY SILENTLY IN
BED]
Wife starts to think :
Why is he not talking to
me?
Is he thinking of another woman?
... ... Does he like someone
else?
Is he seeing another woman?
Don't I appeal to him
anymore? Are wrinkles showing on my
face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he thinking of divorce?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight at the wrong places?
Does my make up repel
him these days.
Is he upset with my
nagging?
WHY IS HE UPSET FOR CHRIST'S SAKE?!? She gathers courage and confront him:
Why are you so silent, what have I done?
[Husband turns swiftly and responds:-]
Why on earth should Arsene Wenger
release Van Persie to Man United when
we need a good striker the most?