Goodluck Jonathan walks into a bank to cash

Goodluck Jonathan walks into a bank to
cash
a cheque. As he approaches the cashier, he
says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. Would you
please cash this cheque for me?'
Cashier: 'It would be my pleasure, Sir. Could you please show me your ID?'
Jonathan: 'Truthfully, I did not bring my ID
with me as I didn't think there was any
need
to. I am Jonathan, the President.'
Cashier: 'Yes sir, I know who you are. But with all the regulations and monitoring of
the
banks because of impostors and forgers
and
requirements of the CBN, I must insist on
seeing some ID.' Jonathan: 'Just ask anyone here at the
bank
who I am and they will tell you. Everybody
knows who I am.'
Cashier: 'I am sorry, sir, but these are the
bank rules and I must follow them.' Jonathan: 'I am urging you, please, cash
this
cheque.'
Cashier: 'Sir, here is an example of what
we
can do. One day, Tonto Dike came into the bank to cash a cheque without her ID. To
prove herself, she started singing, the
guard
dog fainted and the computers went off. So
we knew it was her and cashed the
cheque.' 'Another time, Governor Fashola came
without his ID to cash a cheque. We
doubted
him at first but when our dispatch rider
rode
in on a motorbike and he screamed, 'Arrest that bike rider,' we cashed his cheque!'
'So sir, what can you do to prove that it is
you and only you, as President?'
Jonathan stands there thinking and
thinking,
and finally says, 'Honestly, my mind is totally
blank... There is nothing that comes to my
mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have
absolutely no idea what to do. I just don't
have a clue.'
Cashier: 'Very good, Sir. It is you, alright! Now
we're convinced! Do you want N500 or
N1,000 notes?'
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