Beer In The News.....

Yesterday, University scientists in the UK
released the results of a recent analysis that
revealed the presence of female hormones in
beer. Men should now take a concerned look
at their beer consumption. The theory is that
beer contains female hormones (hops
contain phytoestrogens)and that by drinking
enough beer, men turn into women. To test
the theory,
100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each
within a 1 hour period. It was then observed
that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered
necessary.....lolZ