ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed
the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood
pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the
patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure,
Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting
on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could
have been alive and practicing law.

Person wey dem wan do autopsy never die?