Angels: Almighty Father we are tired of these Nigerians

Angels: Almighty Father we are tired of
these Nigerians ... in heaven o
GOD: What have they done this time?
Angels: everything! They don't listen to
instructions! They don't obey traffic
rules,They dont wait for their turn in anything.! They are reckless!(exasp
erated)
In fact they have turned heaven upside
down since the first time we started
admitting them.
GOD: Pls bear with them. They are very... special to me...ehm let me call satan in
hell to see how he's doing.
(phone rings) hell-o lucifer how are things
over there?
Satan: Baba God pls call me later. There's
an issue i'm trying to resolve. (ten minutes later)
GOD: hell-o lucifer
satan:I'll call you back. The issue has
turned into a crisis.
(one hour later)
satan; sorry Baba GOD. GOD: lucifer are you having problems
overthere?
satan: it is these Nigerians i have with me
in hell. He (stammers) they..
they....they have quenched the fire in hell
and installed air conditioners....