UGO AND UZO VIBE

Monday, 15 July 2013

Akpos was arrested in Lagos by a group of Lastma officials for driving on the BRT Lane.

 His car was fine N5,000.Upon
all the begging and pleadings, the LASTMA
officials refused to release the car. Akpos asked; Okay, may i
know where you are
towing my car to?. One of theLASTMA
officials
replied; we are taking it to Alausa. Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha….. Akpos laughed. All the
LASTMA officials were surprised and paid
attention to him, wanting to know whyhe
was laughing. Immediately, Akpos
brought out his phone and started
speaking; “Abu Qaqa Ina Kwana!” (Goodmorning in
Hausa). ‘No sir!’ “Not less than 30minutes
before it will explode!. The car has been
arrested…..” “Only 20 out of those new
bombs are inside the car.” “They are taking
the car to the targeted destination, “Alausa”.
I’m coming back to Sokoto alive now.
“Thank
You Sir”. Greet other faithfuls for me.
Hesaid
and rounded off his imaginary call. He looked
around, no LASTMA officials was in sight.
He
entered his car and sped off,saying; shege,
dan burouba shege.

Rate Akpors 's intellegience over 100..

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