Akpos saw his parents in bed enjoying their marital rights

Akpos saw his parents in
bed enjoying their marital
rights, so he asked;
"daddy, what are you doing?"
his father replied;
"i'm beating ur mummy" Akpos
thought for a while,
with a sad face and said;
"mama, but what offence
have you committed in this
house?,
today, four different men have
beaten you;
first, it was the gate man
Aliyu, then Idris our house
boy,
that vendor that sold
Newspaper to dad also beat you
and now daddy
WHY, mama you must be
stubborn ooo!"