Akpos insisted that his first child must bear his name.

So on the day of naming....
Rev: Which name would you like your
child to bear?
Akpos: With smiles all over his face he
said, Akpos!
Rev: No! He has to bear an English
name.
Akpos: Ok oh, Akposky!
Rev: Listen, your son should be named
after a saint in the bible.
Akpos: Nawa oh, which kind wahala be
this??
Ok. oga pastor, my son will bear St.
Akpostus