Akpos : I'm coming to see you honey.

Akpos : I'm coming to see you
honey.
Girl : Alright baby.
Akpos : I love you, I can't wait to
see you....I'm
getting ready to leave now.
GIRL : Okay but honey, I'm on my
period, just
letting you know incase.
Akpos : My car just broke down, I
can't come and
see you.
GIRL : Get your friend to bring
you, like he always
does.
Akpos : He got shot by armed
robbers so I can't
come, I'm sorry.
GIRL : Oh never mind, I'm not on
my period. The
colour of my pant was reflecting
Akpos : My friend has just been
discharged from
hospital and he has said he's
okay, he's fine and he
will take me now. I'm coming
sweetheart.
GIRL : sh*t! I'm really on my
period, just did not
notice.
Akpos : Damn! He has been shot
again. I can't come!!!!