Akpos 1st day in new school.

Akpos 1st day in new school.
Teacher: There will be an elementary
science test next week.
Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his
book from cover to cover like no man's
business. On test day, teacher lines up abt 5 birds,
covering each with a piece of cloth so only
their legs are visible.
Question 1. Looking at the leg of a bird
write down its common name, species,
family, zoological name, habitat etc. After about 20mins of frustration and not
writing down anything, Akpos storms to
the teachers desk and slams his blank
sheet in front of the teacher.
'Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going
home!' Teacher: What a rude boy! Come back
here. What is your name?
Akpos raises his trouser and points to his
leg: Oya u too, look my leg na, tell me my
name, my surname, where I dey live,
which tribe I come from, oya na..!