AH! AH! WHAT HAPPEN !!!!!!

AH! AH! WHAT HAPPEN !!!!!!

1. After sleeping wit Ur GF, d rich
dude bought her a car.
Don't get angry, dat will mk U an
enemy of progress. Jst
draw a timetable for both of U

2. U are 35yr old first class
graduate
without job and u
follow Lil'Wayne to sing 'I Ain't Got
no worries' ... Ur life is on
SOS

3. Foolish girl said: "I dated him for
GOOD 10 years and he
broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years?

4. I overheard a girl talking to her
BF, initially I thought she
was talking to God, cos the things
she asked for only God
can provide dem

5.Ladies, the only man you are
allowed to chase,I repeat
CHASE shamelessly is the man that
stole your purse

5. Why take Marriage counselling
from a Single? That's
worse than Stevie Wonder giving
Ray Charles &
Cobhams driving lessons.

6. I'm sure your mother did not
give
you breast scattered
with tattoos, stretch marks, and
Eczema... Pls allow your
children enjoy same.

6. Nollywood has influenced us
too
much thz days. I murder
Cockroaches by covering their
face with a pillow and
pressing hard

I owe my life to Tonto Dike. I was
in Coma for 3wks when
d nurse played her song on her
fone. I had to stand up... to
remove her battery

7. Nollywood please na!☹ How can
a
ghost fall down while
chasing someone?

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