ABI NA The Lagos State Medical Doctors were on Strike.

A senior Doc was in a hurry to join his
colleague in the protest while in the
theatre on a patient, so he left Dr. Akpors - his male assistant in charge.
The senior doc came back & asked,
"How did u get on?"
Dr Akpors says,
"I had 3 Patients. The 1st had a Headache
so I give her Paracetamol" "Good man" says the Senior Doc.
"The 2nd had Indigestion, so I gave her
Gaviscon."
"Well done." said the senior Doc.
"The 3rd was a Young gorgeous woman
who burst into d room, took off all her clothes & lay downon the table, spreads her
legs and shouts,
'Please, please help me, I haven't seen a
man in 5 years……...!'"
"Shiiit!!! What did you do?" asks the senior
Doc. Dr Akpors replies,
"I gave her Eyedrops