A group of student scientists in Nigeria were to hold a competition to showcase their scientific inventions.

A group of student scientists in Nigeria
were to hold a competition to showcase
their scientific inventions.
The first boy came forward &said: "Am
Adesola Kunle from Lagos. I invented a
biro that can write whatever someone says
on its own". He practicalized it and
was applauded.
The second person came andsaid: "I am
Osita Chidi from Imo state. I invented a
chip that can tell you the amount of money in someone's pockets close to it".
He
also practicalized it& was also
applauded.
Then came another man who said: "Am
Akpors from Bauchi state. I invented a bomb
that can kill anything 1000 metres away
and
will blow up any human body into million
pieces, grinding
up the hardest bones in the body. Please can you all sit down while I practicalize
it
before you all.
At this point, the chairman of the
competition
shouted out. "Akpors dont worry about testing it here. You have done an
excellent job
& you are already the winnerof this
competition