Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his member into the
equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was
automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much
more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though
he quickly realized that he couldn't remove his member from the
Instrument.
He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how
to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but
still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's
customer service hot line. "Hello, I just bought a Milking Machine
from your company, It works fantastic but how do I remove it
from the Cow's Udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "the machine will
release automatically once it has collected two gallons."
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