A baby boy was born in hospital laughing instead of crying,

A baby boy was born in hospital laughing instead of crying, the
more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard,
suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands, so he
pulled the tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3
abortion pills.
The baby then turned his head looking at his mother, laughed
again and said "NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL
PROSPER!"