Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf
club. A cellphone on a bench rings and a man
engages the hands free speaker-functio n
and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room
stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this
beautifulleather coat.
It' s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that
much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I
saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all
the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ....
The house I wanted last year is back on the
market. They're asking $950,000".
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an
offer of$900,000. They will probably take it.
If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If
it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so
much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the
locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....He smiles and
ask: "Anyone know who this phone belongs
to?"