Ofego: Take this N150,000, go to computer village and buy me a quality laptop with a big RAM.

Ofego: Take this N150,000, go to computer village and buy me a quality laptop with a big RAM.

Akpos: Okay!.

Akpos didn't return after two days, so Ofego decided to reach him on phone.

Ofego: Hello, Akpos, what is keeping you long?.

Akpos: The RAM

Ofego: The RAM? How do you mean? Where are you now?

Akpos: I'm on my way back from Kano.

Ofego: Kano?

Akpos: Yes Kano. I bought the Laptop at Ikeja but I traveled to Kano to buy the big RAM.

Ofego: Oh my God!

Akpos(got angry): Oh my what? Ofego, behave yourself o. I am not a small child? Is it not Laptop and big ram you sent me?.