abeg add urs STUPID QUESTIONS NIGERIANS ASK

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STUPID QUESTIONS NIGERIANS ASK

1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.

2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY PAPA WHEN
HIM YOUNG.

3) On ur wedding, one idiot walk up to you as you are about to take
ur
wedding pix with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA
CLASS MATE.

4) Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS. SO YOU DEY
USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.

I listened to 9 o'clock news, it was
announced that the election was postponed.
WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR
FOR MY VILLAGE.

Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill
insect fast... Thanks bros. E DEY KILL
MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.

*standing in front of a police
station*
SHEY NA POLICE STATION BE THIS? Answer:no! Na aso rock!....