A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain

A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his
doctor to complain
that he is having a problem with
this cumbersome instrument and
has had more than one
complaint. "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there
anything you can do for me?"
The doctor replies, "Medically
son, there is nothing I can do.
But, I do know this witch who
may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the
witch.
The man calls upon the witch and
relays his story. "Witch, my penis
is 25 inches long and I need help.
Can anything be done to help me? You are my only hope." The
witch stares in amazement,
scratches her head, and then
replies, "I think I may be able to
help you with your problem. Do
this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you
will find a frog sitting on a log.
This frog has magic. You say to
frog, will you marry me? When
the frog says no, you will find five
inches less to your problem." The man's face lit up and he
dashed off into the forest. He
called out to the frog, "Will you
marry me?"
The frog looked at him dejectedly
and replied, "NO." The man looked down and
suddenly his penis was 5 inches
shorter. "WOW," he screamed
out loud, "this is great!" But it was
still too long at 20 inches, so he
decided to ask the frog to marry him again. "Frog, will you marry
me?" the guy shouted.
The frog rolled its eyes back in its
head and screamed back, "NO!"
The man felt another twitch in his
penis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter. The
man laughed, "This is fantastic."
He looked down at his penis
again, 15 inches long, and
reflected for a moment. Fifteen
inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. Grinning,
he looked across the pond and
yelled out, "Frog will you marry
me?"
The frog looked back across the
pond shaking its head, "How many times do I have to tell you?
NO, NO, NO!!!"
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