UGO AND UZO VIBE

Thursday, 1 August 2013

AKPORS DOING EXAMS

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the
scene even if
their entry is Restricted!

Q: What is the new AIDS awareness
slogan?
A: Try different positions withthe same
woman instead of same position with
different women.

Q: Why is Sex like shaving?
A: Well, because no matter how well
you do it today tomorrow you'll have to
do it again

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30
times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday
and women will
bleed to death.

Q: Why do 90% gals have left bosom
bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.lolz

Q: What is the difference between a
PANTY & a STAGE
CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE
CURTAIN, the show
is over, but when you pull down the PANTY.. it is SHOWTIME!

Q: what does a Signboard outside a
prostitute's house say
A: Married MEN not allowed. We serve
the needy, not the greedy

Give akpors a score over hundred

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