UGO AND UZO VIBE

Tuesday, 2 July 2013

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar

There was a group of women gathered at a
    seminar on how to live in a loving
    relationship with their husband.
    The women were asked, "How many of you
    love your husbands?"

    All the women raised their hands.
    Then they were asked, "When was the last
    time you told your husband you loved him?"

    Some women answered today, some
    yesterday, some didn't remember.
    The women were then told to take their cell
    phones and send the following text to their
    respective husbands: I love you, sweetheart.

    Then the women were told to exchange
    phones and read the responding text
    messages. Here are some of the replies:

    1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
    2. What now? Did you crash the car again?
    3. I don't understand. What do you mean?
    4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you
    this time!!!
    5. ??!!??
    6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how
    much you need?
    7. Am I dreaming??????
    8. If you don't tell me who this message is
    actually for, you will die today!
    9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!

    And the best one:
    10. Who is THIS???
   

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