There was a group of women gathered at a
seminar on how to live in a loving
relationship with their husband.
The women were asked, "How many of you
love your husbands?"
All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last
time you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered today, some
yesterday, some didn't remember.
The women were then told to take their cell
phones and send the following text to their
respective husbands: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange
phones and read the responding text
messages. Here are some of the replies:
1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
2. What now? Did you crash the car again?
3. I don't understand. What do you mean?
4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you
this time!!!
5. ??!!??
6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how
much you need?
7. Am I dreaming??????
8. If you don't tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!
And the best one:
10. Who is THIS???
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