Q: How to Kill an Ant? (Asked in exam for 15 marks..)
Akpors’ Answer: "Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole..
After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank..
Push ant in to it.. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire..
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire..
Then admit wounded ant in ICU..
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.."
MORAL: Don’t mess with students like Akpors they can do anything for 15
marks...
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